Pickle Rick Custom Torch

“Because, I don’t respect therapy. Because, I’m a scientist. Because, I invent, transform, create and destroy for a living. And when I don’t like something about the world, I change it. And I don’t think going to a rented office in a strip mall to listen to some agent of averageness explain which words mean which feelings has ever helped  anyone do anything. I think it’s helped a lot of people get comfortable and stop panicking, which is a state of mind we value in the animals we eat, but it’s not something I want for myself. I’m not a cow. I’m a pickle. When I feel like it. So. You asked.” – Pickle Rick

What better therapy than a fat dab (or two) at the end of the day? Pickle Rick is here to listen.